Unlock Your Website's Potential!

Oh, hi! My name is Chris and I am the wrecking ball behind FREETeardown.com. I am the head of marketing for a major SaaS firm, and have been earning a living in the world of marketing for roughly a decade now.

I love marketing in general, and to keep that love alive, FREETeardown.com offers a welcome break from the mundanity of the not-so-fun aspects of marketing such as budgets, meetings, monitoring KPIs, reports, navigating typical office politics, and so on.

Plus, I get to meet cool people like you and tell you how awful your website is and then watch as you (hopefully) implement the custom action plan I provide you with and... witness the magic unfold! There's nothing quite like seeing a website transform from a neglected digital wasteland into a thriving hub of organic traffic and conversions.

But don't worry – I'm not here to just tear your site apart and leave you in the rubble. My goal is to provide actionable insights and strategies that you can implement to truly unlock your website's potential. Think of me as your personal website whisperer, here to translate the mysterious language of SEO and user experience into plain English (with a side of sass).

Whether your site is a diamond in the rough or a digital disaster, I'm here to help you polish it up and make it shine. Let's turn your website from "meh" to "marvelous" together!

If you want to grow your business, increase your free, organic reach, I can help you achieve results similar to what you see below. Under my current role:

• Organic traffic has increased 75% YoY under my leadership

• As a result, organic customer acquisition has increased >600% YoY

• Share of Search (non-branded) has increased from <2% to >10% in under 12 months under my leadership (this refers to how often the brand shows up in search when people search for non-brand related terms)

• Share of Search (branded) has increased from <50% to >85% under my leadership (this refers to how often the brand shows up when people include the brand name, or variations of it, in their search queries)

• Conversion rates from trial to customer are consistently >50%

Ready to get started? Work with me

A Website SEO Teardown is an in-depth analysis of your website’s current search engine optimization performance. I identify strengths and weaknesses, offering actionable insights to enhance your site's visibility and traffic. It's not pretty, and it might hurt. But you'll be better off for it in the end.

My teardown provides exclusive insights that highlight areas for improvement. By addressing specific issues, you can boost your site's ranking, drive more traffic, and ultimately enhance your business’s online presence. Also, just because I look at your site, it'll automatically do better. I don't know why, it just happens.

Typically, the analysis takes about one week. This timeline ensures a thorough review of your website's SEO elements, allowing me to deliver valuable insights without compromising quality. If you win the FREE Teardown in our monthly lottery drawing, those may take up to 30 days before being published. If you prefer a private teardown with a more detailed, custom action plan, then you can purchase it here.

Small business owners and solopreneurs will benefit the most from my SEO teardown. Whether you’re just starting or looking to improve an existing site, my insights can help you attract more visitors and increase conversions. Unless you just like paying to host a website that nobody ever sees, then in that case, this probably isn't what you're looking for.

Absolutely! I provide recommendations so clear and actionable, you'll think I've installed an SEO app in your brain. (Don't worry, I haven't. Probably.)

Unless you're under the age of 5, you should be able to implement these changes faster than you can say "algorithm update." And if you are under 5, well... kudos on your early start in digital marketing, but maybe stick to building with blocks for now. Those LEGO skills will come in handy for site architecture later, trust me.

Even though I live, breathe, and occasionally dream in SEO (yes, I'm that cool at parties), I get it - not everyone wants to dive into the deep end of the digital pool. Some of you prefer to stay in the shallow end, sipping on piña coladas while someone else does the heavy lifting. No judgment here!

If you find yourself drowning in a sea of meta tags and canonical URLs, don't panic! I'm here to be your SEO lifeguard. I'll guide you through the process with the patience of a saint and the expertise of a wizard. (Disclaimer: I am neither canonized nor magical, but my SEO skills are pretty close.) You can place me on a monthly retainer, or just purchase one-off services that I offer such as writing or consulting, or just go all in with full-fledged marketing management.